Posts should have, you know, original content. Lists don't count, especially when they're just videos. BUT this is for me: generally, whenever I find myself spinning my wheels and staring at the blinking cursor as it mocks me relentlessly for not putting anything new down for over ten minutes, I resort to watching dance scenes from movies from youtube. So I've collected them here and now I can just go to this list! Hooray!
This is also for Sarah, who I know does the same thing. Feel better, babe!
Dancing in the Movies: A Montage
Masterfully done. I especially like the usage of Airplane!
Seven Brides For Seven Brothers - The Barn Dance
I have no idea why I love this movie so much. The plot is pretty deplorable - can't get a woman? Kidnap one! She'll fall in love with you eventually! But still, I watch this movie every time it comes on TCM, at least until this scene. Once of my favorite dances ever.
Bye Bye Birdie - Bye Bye Birdie & Reprise
I love the differences in the two Ann Margaret puts into play - so childish in the first one, and so grown up and over it in the second. Bye now!
Xanadu
If you ever find yourself in a conversation with someone who doesn't know what Xanadu is, do NOT engage. Just back away slowly from the conversation until you've arrived at a safer topic. This shit is not something you can just explain with words.
Earth Girls Are Easy - 'Cause I'm A Blonde
This movie is...odd. But this is the best part.
Sister Act - Finale
Shut. Up.
Oh, also, "I Will Follow Him" is a much less creepy song when it's nuns singing about God as opposed to a woman in a supposedly healthy relationship.
Strictly Ballroom - Final Dance
I used to watch Dancesport on TV and wish I could dance like that. Now I know it's pretty much a lost cause, but I still love this movie. My favorite part of this, though, is when everybody gets on the dance floor to 'Love is in the Air.'
The Drew Carey Show - Windy, Brotherhood of Man, Cleveland Rocks
I loved this show in the beginning, when it wasn't afraid to do weird things like have the entire cast do a Broadway production in the middle of everything. Also, the first time I ever saw the Windy scene, I was crying I laughed so hard.
Windy
Brotherhood of Man
A Knight's Tale - Golden Years
I will defend this movie until I die. Heath Ledger, Alan Tudyk, AND Paul Bettany. Seriously, you can't beat that.
Charlie's Angels - Sam Rockwell Dancing
Guh.
Enchanted - How Does She Know
You know, for a Disney princess movie, I totally didn't see this coming at all. I'd seen the commercials and I figured there was the bit with her singing but then finding out that people DON'T burst into song in the real world. Instead, this happened. Much more awesome. Also, I've been to this fountain, like, eight times. How come shit is never going down when I'm there?
Clerks 2 - ABC
On the other hand, who the fuck saw this coming?
500 Days of Summer - You Make My Dreams
God, I love this song.
2010 Emmys - Opening Scene
Now I'm actually pissed I missed this year, just for this six minutes I have no idea existed until ten minutes ago. Easily my favorite part of this is that I love watching actors from different parts of TV working on something together. Also, Jon Hamm is quickly joining Jude Law in an elite group of actors, where I care almost nothing about their serious acting but love every time they do comedy.
Friday, September 17, 2010
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Bye Bye Baby, Baby, Good Bye
That's right. I went with a Bay City Rollers reference. Chew on it.
Anyway, before I kick things off proper, I want to explain where the hell I've been for the past month: Ireland, packing, desperately trying to find a job, crying about not being able to find a job, cursing careerbuilder.com for spamming me in almost every way imaginable (I imagine the snail mail will start rolling in any day now), and watching copious amounts of Supernatural. No, I don't know why I've been watching that, either. I was packing all my DVDs for shipping and I went through literally every DVD set I have, and yet for some reason my brain saw Supernatural and started bothering me about it why aren't we watching it put it in the TV we still have a TV we haven't watched this forever nao nao nao.
So, uh, there's been that.
Anyway, I've got plans for when I finally do make it to Florida. I want to do a write up about the trip out there, and unlike my Ireland write up I think that's actually going to happen because it'll only be three days instead of ten, and I can't imagine how I would take as many pictures. It's not nearly as overwhelming.
Also, I am going to finish The Fountainhead if it kills me. This is literally the longest its taken me to read a book all year, and it's not because I'm putting it off, it's because I have so much to do and barely any time and put more pretty boys fighting demons on the TV or I go after the amygdala.
Finally, I have all my recipes planned for October, which, duh, will all be Halloween themed. And, like, obviously so. Any vaguely fall recipe has to wait for November. If bones or blood isn't involved, it isn't getting made this month.
We'll see how much of this actually gets done. Part of my brain seems to think that once I get to Florida all this hassle will be over with, like I won't have to take care of my car and set up my apartment and, oh yeah, FIND A JOB. But I promise to make the effort.
So, moving on to the actual topic today, I wanted to write up a list of things I'm going to miss about Cheyenne. I came out here because I wanted to try living in the west somewhere, as I've already conquered the east coast, and I think I could honestly stick around longer if I wasn't missing my friends back in Orlando so much. There are some really nice points about this city. Such as:
Mondellos
You can go anywhere in the world and find quality, expensive Italian food (Probably. Okay, I haven't been to near enough places in the world to back that statement up. But I have been to Ireland, and I did get some amazing Italian there, and if Boston social politics have taught me anything it's that Italians and Irish are from completely different planets, in different galaxies, in different fucking dimensions. I wouldn't be surprised if the Old Ones regularly dine on chicken parmagiana between meals of human bones. You know. Just to shake things up a little bit.). It is much harder to find quality cheap Italian. No, that's not a contradiction. You need to find some place with counter service, greasy pepperoni pizza by the slice, the smell of peppers and onions and fat just hanging in the air, and customer service that closely resembles emotional trauma. The best place to find such places in the country is the northeast, between New Jersey and Boston. Philadelphia has made some important contributions also, but they are on the outer rim. The farther south or west you go, the worse your chances. I once ordered a cheese pizza in Utah that greatly resembled American cheese melted onto pressboard and tasted only slightly worse.
Which is why I am so grateful for Mondellos. Run by a few misplaced Jersey boys, they have everything - pizza by the slice, pepperoni rolls, salads dripping with mozzarella and oil.
Florida Alternative: Valdiano's a local chain in Orlando that makes some of the best pepperoni grease ever, and CiCi's Pizza Buffet, which, actually, is NOT good pizza at all, until you apply five dollar buffet standards, at which point it is the shit.
Going to the Movies
I don't think anyone in this city knows what 'sold out' means, nor has ever seen the two words together in a sentence. I've rolled into the theater five minutes before a show on opening day, stood in line for four minutes, and still gotten a choice seat. This is inconceivable even at the piddling theater in Bellingham, Massachusetts that I worked at, let alone the one in Orlando. In fact, the Capitol Theater on Pershing in Cheyenne is the largest theater in the state. City? No. County? No. State. We're talking twelve screens and not even three hundred seats in the largest theater. To compare, the one I worked at in Bellingham at fourteen screens and 350 seats each in their two largest theaters, and the one I worked at in Orlando had twenty screens and 450 seats each in their two biggest (which, actually, wasn't even the biggest in the area. The one in Oviedo has 22 screens and fits, no kidding, 650 people in it's largest.) And yet, the city doesn't need any larger because, like I said, nothing ever sells out. It's very casual, and your chances of being the only one in the theater for a movie are sky high. How much better would, say, 2012 be if you could spend the entire time making fun of it?
Also...all right, let me include this PSA. I worked at several movie theaters over the course of three years. During those three years I worked everywhere - concession, box, usher, customer service. I could write several posts about all the shit that went down during those three years, but for right now I'm just going to say this:
And if anyone in Cheyenne is complaining about movies they really need the reality check. If I went at the right time in Cheyenne I could see a movie for $4.50, and get a dollar soda and a dollar popcorn. $6.50 won't even get you a child ticket these days on the east coast. And then, if you don't mind waiting, you can always go to the Lincoln Popcorn Palace, an old second run theater where $4.50 will get you everything. Plus they have Dr Pepper.
Florida Alternative: Either waiting to get the movie on Netflix or manning up and paying the ten bucks for the movie.
Fall Weather
I can't do winter anymore. I can't. It just...God, it just sucks. Snow is terrible. Wind is terrible. Biting cold makes me want to...to...to do something terrible! (Shut up.) After four years in Florida I thought maybe I was just being a whiner and could take it again. Turns out I couldn't. At least now I know.
What I WILL miss is fall weather. And in fact, the fall weather I really miss I can't even get in Cheyenne. It's too sunny here.
There are days in New England, mostly in November and early December, where the grass is brown and the leaves are on the ground and crackling about in the breeze and all signs point to winter and snow but it just won't happen. The sunlight is unlike the sun during the summer. It's wasted and underfed and just kind of trickles in through the branches without any kind of conviction and the whole day is stuck in this perma-twilight and even though the whole season is about nature winding down into the death cycle that winter really is, it always gives me this cozy feeling. You can't get that anywhere else, certainly not in Florida. Here in Cheyenne it's close enough.
Florida Alternative: NO WINTER. Seriously, man. Fuck that noise.
Anyway, before I kick things off proper, I want to explain where the hell I've been for the past month: Ireland, packing, desperately trying to find a job, crying about not being able to find a job, cursing careerbuilder.com for spamming me in almost every way imaginable (I imagine the snail mail will start rolling in any day now), and watching copious amounts of Supernatural. No, I don't know why I've been watching that, either. I was packing all my DVDs for shipping and I went through literally every DVD set I have, and yet for some reason my brain saw Supernatural and started bothering me about it why aren't we watching it put it in the TV we still have a TV we haven't watched this forever nao nao nao.
So, uh, there's been that.
Anyway, I've got plans for when I finally do make it to Florida. I want to do a write up about the trip out there, and unlike my Ireland write up I think that's actually going to happen because it'll only be three days instead of ten, and I can't imagine how I would take as many pictures. It's not nearly as overwhelming.
Also, I am going to finish The Fountainhead if it kills me. This is literally the longest its taken me to read a book all year, and it's not because I'm putting it off, it's because I have so much to do and barely any time and put more pretty boys fighting demons on the TV or I go after the amygdala.
Finally, I have all my recipes planned for October, which, duh, will all be Halloween themed. And, like, obviously so. Any vaguely fall recipe has to wait for November. If bones or blood isn't involved, it isn't getting made this month.
We'll see how much of this actually gets done. Part of my brain seems to think that once I get to Florida all this hassle will be over with, like I won't have to take care of my car and set up my apartment and, oh yeah, FIND A JOB. But I promise to make the effort.
So, moving on to the actual topic today, I wanted to write up a list of things I'm going to miss about Cheyenne. I came out here because I wanted to try living in the west somewhere, as I've already conquered the east coast, and I think I could honestly stick around longer if I wasn't missing my friends back in Orlando so much. There are some really nice points about this city. Such as:
Mondellos
You can go anywhere in the world and find quality, expensive Italian food (Probably. Okay, I haven't been to near enough places in the world to back that statement up. But I have been to Ireland, and I did get some amazing Italian there, and if Boston social politics have taught me anything it's that Italians and Irish are from completely different planets, in different galaxies, in different fucking dimensions. I wouldn't be surprised if the Old Ones regularly dine on chicken parmagiana between meals of human bones. You know. Just to shake things up a little bit.). It is much harder to find quality cheap Italian. No, that's not a contradiction. You need to find some place with counter service, greasy pepperoni pizza by the slice, the smell of peppers and onions and fat just hanging in the air, and customer service that closely resembles emotional trauma. The best place to find such places in the country is the northeast, between New Jersey and Boston. Philadelphia has made some important contributions also, but they are on the outer rim. The farther south or west you go, the worse your chances. I once ordered a cheese pizza in Utah that greatly resembled American cheese melted onto pressboard and tasted only slightly worse.
Which is why I am so grateful for Mondellos. Run by a few misplaced Jersey boys, they have everything - pizza by the slice, pepperoni rolls, salads dripping with mozzarella and oil.
Florida Alternative: Valdiano's a local chain in Orlando that makes some of the best pepperoni grease ever, and CiCi's Pizza Buffet, which, actually, is NOT good pizza at all, until you apply five dollar buffet standards, at which point it is the shit.
Going to the Movies
I don't think anyone in this city knows what 'sold out' means, nor has ever seen the two words together in a sentence. I've rolled into the theater five minutes before a show on opening day, stood in line for four minutes, and still gotten a choice seat. This is inconceivable even at the piddling theater in Bellingham, Massachusetts that I worked at, let alone the one in Orlando. In fact, the Capitol Theater on Pershing in Cheyenne is the largest theater in the state. City? No. County? No. State. We're talking twelve screens and not even three hundred seats in the largest theater. To compare, the one I worked at in Bellingham at fourteen screens and 350 seats each in their two largest theaters, and the one I worked at in Orlando had twenty screens and 450 seats each in their two biggest (which, actually, wasn't even the biggest in the area. The one in Oviedo has 22 screens and fits, no kidding, 650 people in it's largest.) And yet, the city doesn't need any larger because, like I said, nothing ever sells out. It's very casual, and your chances of being the only one in the theater for a movie are sky high. How much better would, say, 2012 be if you could spend the entire time making fun of it?
Also...all right, let me include this PSA. I worked at several movie theaters over the course of three years. During those three years I worked everywhere - concession, box, usher, customer service. I could write several posts about all the shit that went down during those three years, but for right now I'm just going to say this:
Movies are overpriced. Them's the facts, and it's been like that for decades. And thanks to the prison bitch relationship between movie theaters and Hollywood and the ever-increasing competition movies have for its viewers, it's not going to change anytime soon. Your passive aggressive attempts to take down the system by dealing with the tiniest fish on the food chain isn't changing anything. Either don't see the movie, or shell out the money and shut up. It's not annoying the first time you hear it. It's not annoying the second. Try hearing it dozens of times a day for three years and then see what happens.If you ever convey surprise at how much your movie or snacks cost to any movie theater employee, you are an asshole.
And if anyone in Cheyenne is complaining about movies they really need the reality check. If I went at the right time in Cheyenne I could see a movie for $4.50, and get a dollar soda and a dollar popcorn. $6.50 won't even get you a child ticket these days on the east coast. And then, if you don't mind waiting, you can always go to the Lincoln Popcorn Palace, an old second run theater where $4.50 will get you everything. Plus they have Dr Pepper.
Florida Alternative: Either waiting to get the movie on Netflix or manning up and paying the ten bucks for the movie.
Fall Weather
I can't do winter anymore. I can't. It just...God, it just sucks. Snow is terrible. Wind is terrible. Biting cold makes me want to...to...to do something terrible! (Shut up.) After four years in Florida I thought maybe I was just being a whiner and could take it again. Turns out I couldn't. At least now I know.
What I WILL miss is fall weather. And in fact, the fall weather I really miss I can't even get in Cheyenne. It's too sunny here.
There are days in New England, mostly in November and early December, where the grass is brown and the leaves are on the ground and crackling about in the breeze and all signs point to winter and snow but it just won't happen. The sunlight is unlike the sun during the summer. It's wasted and underfed and just kind of trickles in through the branches without any kind of conviction and the whole day is stuck in this perma-twilight and even though the whole season is about nature winding down into the death cycle that winter really is, it always gives me this cozy feeling. You can't get that anywhere else, certainly not in Florida. Here in Cheyenne it's close enough.
Florida Alternative: NO WINTER. Seriously, man. Fuck that noise.
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